Came across something hilarious like a few weeks ago, ok, let me name some examples.
New Drugs for Guys (By Women)
1. Chorocet : Two spoonfuls at breakfast and your man will have an insatiable desire to do household chores.
2. Verbiloose : One spoonful of this before dinner will make a man willing to talk about his feelings for 20 whole minutes.
3. Sportoblind : Reacts with the optic nerve to prevent men from recognising the word " sports " on the TV schedule.
4. Anniversia : Triggers memories of birthdays and wedding anniversaries while simultaneously loosening spending inhibitions at jewellery shops.
5. Storophobex : A spoonful a day for two weeks will make a man eager and willing to go shopping with their wives and wait patiently in stores - even boutiques and lingerie shops - for an astonishing four hours.
But men were not going to take this lying down, so they drew up their own lists.
New Drugs for Women (By Men)
1. Shoppiproofen : Two 5-ml doses taken at breakfast will enable a woman to walk straight past stores without entering.
2. Moodifix : Doubles the length of time a woman stays in one mood before changing to another, that is, from about two minutes to four, if you're lucky.
3. Slatewypia : A dose of this prevents women from remembering anything their male partner said more than a year ago.
4. Irrationalicet : Helps women maintain a logical arguement without drifting off into side issues, such as, " But do you love me? "
5. Vaniticillin : Enables women to walk past reflective surfaces without checking their make-up is perfect.
Wandering